Yo momma Jokes

[AverageJoe]

Yo mama so fat her driver pic was like an areal reconnaissance pic.

[kyle]

i didnt get that last one because of that long a** word, but:

 

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for there new world

[ETB]

Yo mamas so short when she stepped off the curb all you heard was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh"

SPLAT

[kyle]

lmao. That was good ETB.

 

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

[ETB]

yo mama's butt so big that when she sat down she got 3 feet taller.

 

Thats the oldest yo mama joke i know

[kyle]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

[ETB]

ok that was just offense i don't like anyone of you talking bad about my mom she my be short and fat and dumb and all these other things but that dosen't give you the right to talk about her like that. I hope your happy im going to cry in the corner now.

[kyle]

lmao. Yours not too nice your mother. LOL. Well sorry?

[ETB]

well i can't understand that but

your mamas so skinny she choked on a grain of rice.

[kyle]

lmao. You being racist now? I'm asian you know. lol

[ETB]

i was not trying to be racist i had no idea you were asain at all.

anyways

when yo mama wears a yellow rain coat people call out taxi

[kyle]

lmao. NP. Wasn't offended. lol again.

[AverageJoe]

yo mama so fat, before she got on the adkins diet the solar system revolved around her,

[shadow]

Your moms so fat when she asked for a water bed they laid a giant blanket over lake michagin.

[kyle]

lmao. The michigan one was the funniest.