Helions Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 yo mama so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 27, 2007 Author Share Posted March 27, 2007 Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 lol I like that one. Yo mama so fat that after I bumped into her a shock wave went through her fat. It made it to the other side next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 yo momma so short she stood next to a curb and thought it was the great wall of china Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Hey if I wanted any come back from you'all I'll get it off you mamas lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 yo momma got so much come on her lips...but awesomejoe took it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdamantus Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Your mum's so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits *AROUND* the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Squad 6 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. lame. i know. =]] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbone Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 yo momma so smelly she walked into a febreeze factory and made it stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gupppygould Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Yo mommas so stupid she triped over a cordless phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 yo momma so stupid she strangled herself to death with a cordless phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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