kyle Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 Post all the best Yo Mamma jokes here! I got one: Yo mamma is so fat, her nickname is "Lardo" Quote
Nat Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo momma so hairy that wen u were born u nerli died of carpet burns Quote
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 lmao. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Your mama so fat when I was done having [bleeped!] with her I rolled over nine times and I was STILL on top of her. Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo momma so hairy that wen u were born u nerli died of carpet burns Yo mama so hairy, when she lifts up her arm it looks like she has a Chewbaca in a headlock. Quote
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 lmao! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so old, that when I showed her a pic of George Washington, she said " O, I F***ED him way back in the day" Quote
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so skinny she grades cheese with her ribs. Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Yo mama so so fat I thought her belly button was her vagina. Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Yo mama so fat when she stepped on one of those new electronic it said" Get the f!@# off." Quote
kyle Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Quote
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