kyle Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 Post all the best Yo Mamma jokes here! I got one: Yo mamma is so fat, her nickname is "Lardo"
Nat Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo momma so hairy that wen u were born u nerli died of carpet burns
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 lmao. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Your mama so fat when I was done having [bleeped!] with her I rolled over nine times and I was STILL on top of her.
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo momma so hairy that wen u were born u nerli died of carpet burns Yo mama so hairy, when she lifts up her arm it looks like she has a Chewbaca in a headlock.
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 lmao! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so old, that when I showed her a pic of George Washington, she said " O, I F***ED him way back in the day"
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Yo mama so skinny she grades cheese with her ribs.
AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Yo mama so so fat I thought her belly button was her vagina.
AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Yo mama so fat when she stepped on one of those new electronic it said" Get the f!@# off."
kyle Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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