Chuck Norris

[miccadoin]

Chuck Norris Facts

 

check out the link for heaps of chuck norris facts and jokes.

 

A tatse:

 

- Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

- Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

- Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circle room

- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himslef up, he pushes the earth down.

- Chuck Norris is my homeboy.

 

theres some great chuck norris ones at this site, check out google too.

[Quantum Media LLC]

those are pretty cute, but i must let everyone know that my grandmother lives down the street from chuck norris in meskeet texas

[Nat]

lol

[AverageJoe]

when chuck norris falls out of a boat into a lake chuck norris does not get wet the lake gets chuck norris.