Johnny Slow Performance

[HelioHost]

For about eight hours last night and early this morning websites hosted on Johnny may have experienced slow loading or timeouts. There is nothing wrong with the server or your account, but rather a site we hosted became very popular in China. Thousands of Internet-connected Chinese folks all crowded over to Johnny to wait in line for up to a minute to see this wondrous site. However, since this one account was causing major problems for all the thousands of other accounts hosted on the server the tough decision was made to shut it down.

 

Service has now returned to normal, and we can confirm with 100% certainty that no corporate or national security secrets were stolen from Johnny's hard drives. We keep all of that sort of stuff on Stevie which is conveniently blocked by China's own firewall.

[GLaDOS]

we can confirm with 100% certainty that no corporate or national security secrets were stolen from Johnny's hard drives. We keep all of that sort of stuff on Stevie which is conveniently blocked by China's own firewall.

Win, good job heliohost you always manage to think of a joke to end a good post.