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  1. I would like to know when the the required helions to purchase a free service is going to be back up? So right now we don't have to post or pay? I like posting by the way, good way to kill some time
  2. Who created the earth? Who created the universe? Who created the thing or person that created the universe? Who created the the thing or person who created the thing or person who created the universe? Who created the thing or person who created the thing or person who created the thing or person who created the universe? ETC... Evolution?? Well who created the dark matter? huh? huh? Well, people can go crazy thinking like this, I have, for a bit.
  3. Right Now I am using google adsense and an affiliated program, are there better ways, besides selling stuff or advertising?
  4. Right Now I am using google adsense and an affiliated program, are there better ways, besides selling stuff or advertising?
  5. Yea google is right now the best search engine, in my opinion . I don't need dogpile comparing yahoo and google, when I already know google's results are much better. I like the l33t google it looks cool. For all of those who didn't know this, if you go to google.com, and type in google l33t, and click on "I'm feeling lucky" you'll get google's h4x0r version.
  6. I don't know, but I'm a a newb at web development. But i would recommend html, xhtml, and especially css, and if you want, javascript. I don't know php yet, but I will soon, so I can make my site more secure, with a login or something. Here's my site to show you how html and css is all you really need My website tell me what you think
  7. yea , seriously?, oh well I didn't know that they have been past down throughout internet history. Feeling pretty stupid right now.
  8. Yea i've seen the trailer for that movie, but also don't know what it's called. I want to see it too. Anyways, I saw rambo and I have to give it like a 7/10 it was ok. Not enough action, and it seem short, and the story was kind of rubbish. I dk just my opinion.
  9. What movie do you want to see next? Jumper Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489099/traile...play-E36729-314 Plot Outline: A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between "Jumpers" and those who have sworn to kill them. Rating: 6.1/10 The Spiderwick Chronicles Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416236/trailers-me60900148 Plot Outline: Upon moving into the run-down Spiderwick Estate with their mother, twin brothers Jared and Simon Grace, along with their sister Mallory, find themselves pulled into an alternate world full of faeries and other creatures. Rating: 7.4/10 Step Up 2: The Streets Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1023481/trailers-me705597551 Plot Outline: Romantic sparks occur between two dance students from different backgrounds at the Maryland School of the Arts. Rating: 4.9/10 Fool's Gold Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770752/trailers-me60808548 Plot Outline: A new clue to the whereabouts of a lost treasure rekindles a married couple's sense of adventure -- and their estranged romance. Rating: 4.7/10 Definitely, Maybe Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0832266/trailers-me60262358 Plot Outline: A political consultant tries to explain his impending divorce and past relationships to his 11-year-old daughter. more> Rating: 7.5/10 Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Trailer: Plot Outline: A successful talk show host leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep South Rating: 2.5/10 Juno Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/trailers-me60557275 Plot Outline: Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child. more> Rating: 8.3/10 The Bucket List Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825232/trailers-me60187784 Plot Outline: Two terminally ill men escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die. more> Rating: 7.8/10 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsU0atvtNN0 Plot Outline: A 3-D concert film of the 2007 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus tour. Rating: 3.5/10 27 Dresses Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988595/trailers-me60822368 Plot Outline: After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman (Heigl) wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with. Rating: 6.5/10 I don't want to see none Looks like they all suck, don't know why they're the top movies. I want to see Rambo or National Treasure 2
  10. I was able to fix it! yey! Heres what I did for those who ever have the same problem: What I want to happen: email sender sends mail to my heliohost.org email account > email is sent to my gmail account instead and not my heliohost.org account> I read the message > I reply > sender gets back my message that says it's from my heliohost.org account and not my gmail's. If this is what you want to be able to do read on: How to do it: In the cpanel, go to "fowarders" then go to "add fowarder" and type in the email address of your helihost.org email account you want to use. Then go to to the "foward to email address" and type in the email you want to receive your mail from, (i.e. account@gmail.com, the email acc. you want all your heliohost.org mail to go. ) Lastly, go to the "advanced options" and click in discard (this deletes the mail that goes to your heliohost.org email account, but a copy is sent to your other email(i.e. the account@gmail.com acc.) if you want two copies then don't click discard) Next go to your other account's site (i.e. mail.gmail.com) and log in then go to the "settings" then go to "accounts" then "add your email address", that's it, all you have to do now is verify. hope this helps, because this drove me nuts.
  11. thanks, so right now i have to have ads? until i pay?
  12. USA! Best Place in the world besides Japan! !
  13. These stories are not mine, but from another member named fartermissile on a different forum and I would like to share them to everyone Ok now the stories: Importance of a name ____________________ Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have [bleeped!] with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" Importance of a word ____________________ "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind--either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," says the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stares at him in horror and screams, "(other word for female dog)"! THAT'S the word Lost Ball _________ A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?" asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" Gambler _______ During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?" "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender. "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender. "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!" Wisdom of age __________________ An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators." Be Strong! _________ A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants [bleeped!], don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
  14. thanks for the reply, i found out what type of account I had in the control panel, but my new question was: Do i pay right now? or at the end of month? or when i have the money? again sorry for the foolish question. any help will be appriciated, thank you
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