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njenkins3

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  1. i cannot wait for the season to start again which by the way is on monday 9/24/07. I think sylar is dead and this season there should be new cast members so it will be even more exciting then the last!! yes! lol

  2. honestly, the afterlife was created to give people a visualization of what life could be like after death. people created that so that we wont be afraid of dying and that we have something to look towards if we do die. although with each religion the story changes, its only there to makes us at ease with our fate that everyone will go through.

  3. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

     

    Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

     

    Dear Dad,

     

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

     

    I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

     

    Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

     

    Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

     

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

     

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

     

    Your son, Chad

     

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

     

    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

     

    hahaha, that was a great joke.. but it sure is true, parents need to let off of the bad report card and think of the worst things that could possibly happen.

  4. I watched this movie Saturday... It was awesome :) It even beat Bourne Ultimatum ;)

     

    I really really want to go see Rush Hour 3 everyone is saying how great of a movie it is.. so did you like laugh the whole time or just a few parts of the movie?

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