life cycle (a must read)

[Prashant]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,

start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home

feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go

collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on

your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy

your retirement.

 

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you

get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,

you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend

your last 9 months floating peacefully w ith luxuries like central heating,

spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish

off as an infant.

 

I rest my case as above is just an imagination.

[Dragonfire]

its would be fun if you had all that money and you were a kid, you spend it all and have fun for the last moments of your life ..

 

however all except that part is terrible .. just imagine it .. you getting scolded by your kids ..

[Laos]

I love it until you hit the 9 months part

 

and doesnt that mean it would start life painfully

 

and how do you exist

 

and WHOS gonna womb you?