HerLoss Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning". I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat... on the couch... naked.
majazac Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 i just think what passed though the minds of them all...
HerLoss Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 I'm thinking of how horrified the guy mustave been.
HerLoss Posted April 27, 2006 Author Posted April 27, 2006 Because it's cake! Who doesnt like birthday cake?
thisoldmage Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Imagine that guy, he must be in pain... If its true... Why did he post it on the web? To humiliate himself more?
majazac Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 huh.... it's a joke, budie... or better, an urban legend... didn't you noticed that is in the "comedy" forum?
a charmed girl Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 hahah i know this one! but i still enjoyed it! lol it's really funny
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