HerLoss Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he sent it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." (If you dont get it, take a good look at the message.) Quote
Spaceman3750 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 LOL, nice one HL (I am still a Bush fan, but I don't mind a good joke every once in awhile either ). Quote
chrisrulz911 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 that ones a REALLY old one....funny though Quote
majazac Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 lol really funny... i love jokes that makes fun of Bush... Gosh it was so weird to see my dumb president with your dumb president in the same place... Quote
HerLoss Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 Yeah. My favorite current news story thingy is that all the people in france who are rioting are pissed off cuz they think their prime minister dude is trying to turn france into america. More proof that no one likes the USA. Quote
chrisrulz911 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 actually, thers now racial discrimination riots all around france, just becuz two african american kids robbed a store and were running away from the police and (stupidly) decided to hide in a train track. And then they got electrecuted and died Quote
majazac Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 you're right Chris. The riots are cuz of the mistake of the police Quote
HerLoss Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 The police made no mistake, they werent even chasing the kids, they just thought they were being chased. Also, it has a LOT to do with the prime minister's resolutions to the problem pertaining to how things are done in america. Quote
amhso Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 that's pretty good. hello ..... i like jokes about the us government. Quote
stan92 Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 If you like jokes aobut the US government or politics go to www.politicalcartoons.com Quote
eTronicGaming Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Yes, if only I was a mod I'd take action. But, unfortunately, I'm not, so spacedude can take care of you. EDIT: I also see you have been off-topic in other forums as well. Quote
Spaceman3750 Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 I am about to fine him 60+, not much right now, but when djbob fixes the point problem, it will be alot. Quote
Eulophoria Posted December 24, 2005 Posted December 24, 2005 actually, thers now racial discrimination riots all around france, just becuz two african american kids robbed a store and were running away from the police and (stupidly) decided to hide in a train track. And then they got electrecuted and died eh wow..a tad bit morbid there. lol But anyways, that joke was pretty funny. Quote
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