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Lets try this again:

 

I have the hat, jjpriest steals it from me but then a ninja ambushes him and eats it. Five days later, the ninja pops out a new and shiny hat, which Doc Steel takes and keeps. Who has the hat?

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I have the hat!

no not u! yes its me!

can u guess? do u kno why?

cause its free! cause i can see,

u cant handle it! Its ment for me!

the red fedora, once lost, now is found!

and here is sits, on my noble crown!

 

oh freestyle, oh freeverse,

can you tell me, who wore it last?

who wore it first? who wears it next?

who wears it now? im so confused!

can you tell me, who has the hat?

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Very impressive.

 

Your flux reply holds true to those who seek:

The legendary fedora of old.

This riddle unsolved surpasses the meek.

But your adamantine body stands bold.

 

However stout your flesh, you flawed in this:

You tried to outwit a Wizard like so.

So I leave you this Shakespearean kiss,

Please heed my warning: Don't mess with the pros.

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Wow, I let this topic ruminate for a week and it's already taking off...

I grab the hat from wizard, blend it into a smoothie, invite all of you to a party, and serve you all the smoothie. Cheers!

 

(also, bump.)

 

EDIT: Coolest bug ever! If you hit submit more than once, you get the post repeated like two or three times in the same post. Now, to plug this into Greasemonkey...

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Actually, wizard, one COULD argue that Sungazer has the hat right now.

 

How about this: Both of you invent a hat-passing story, and then we'll all vote on who has the hat based upon their story.

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Actually, wizard, one COULD argue that Sungazer has the hat right now.

 

How about this: Both of you invent a hat-passing story, and then we'll all vote on who has the hat based upon their story.

 

In the beginning, the One was really bored, so she set the environmental variables of the universe system (which runs on Unix, of course) so that it would evolve to create sentient life. In fact, her usage of export was so deep, that she made mankind evolve so that this hat game would be invented. In which, she bestowed Wizard a hard link to the hat. So you see, no matter what, I have direct access to ze hat.

 

Pwn. :ph34r:

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[crazy accent]wow zat is shom crashzy awl outladeshnesh by ze wishard![/crazy accent]

 

ZeHat* myPointer = &wizardsHardlink;

 

buahahaha! yoink!

Psh. The Universe system does not acknowledge C++.

Besides, you didn't compile.

 

:ph34r:

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