meriadoc Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Found this in the April 2008 issue of Smithsonian magazine and thought it was worth passing along. When asked to add some angels to a picture, Gustave Courbet replied, "I have never seen angels. Show me an angel, and I will paint one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcX Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 meriadoc, mind if I borrow your topic to post some cold jokes? For me, it's humourous too. (Borrow your name too if you don't mind) Just heard this joke today "meriadoc is a noodle-hater, especially towards curly instant noodle. Everytime he sees an instant noodle, he sure will beat it up. One day, meriadoc saw a spaghetti, but he also beat it up badly. Why?" *Answer to be posted after 5 replies here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meriadoc Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 Hmm, never been called a noodle hater before, but I guess there is always a first. The first answer I came up with was that the Spaghetti got on my bad side and deserved to get beat up badly. The Spaghetti must have stepped in my sauce? I hate noodles that do that even straight non-instant ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcX Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 meriadoc, thanks for letting me use your name :-) that is so-called "cold joke", try to put more imagination in it, the answer is ridiculous, and hilariously bone-chilling... when my friend told me the joke at first, I feel ridiculous and meaningless. But when I think back, it's indeed quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknowngamer Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Care to tell me what it means? i'm not good with jokes but once someone explains it to me i normally get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcX Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Which one you mean? Mine is imagining someone (meriadoc, i used here) that really hates noodle, he will beat the noodle badly when he sees one, especially instant noodle. But one day, he saw a spaghetti, but he still punches the spaghetti into shapes. WHY? (He only hates instant noodle, but why he beats spaghetti too? The answer is a cold joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonbeater8p Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 does it have to do solly with the sauce and noe in some others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcX Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Nope.... I think I should tell you all the answer. (since it was quite bored here) The answer is When meriadoc saw the spaghetti, he said: Meriadoc : "Don't think I won't recognize you after you pull yourself straight! INSTANT NOODLEEEEEE!!!!" hope you all get what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meriadoc Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Groan... JcX, I think we need to work on both delivery and the content for that joke. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcX Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Yea... trying to search more jokes to put on here, which is easier to let people understand. Anyway, did that answer of mine chilled your bone? I found it quite bone-chilling at first when I heard the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonbeater8p Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 i did not get it. what does it mean? nvm, i get it now, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meriadoc Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. -Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meriadoc Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meriadoc Posted May 17, 2008 Author Share Posted May 17, 2008 "I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time." - Peter from Family Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UndeadBob Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 That's a good point. Our vision of an angel is really that of a painter's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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