Humorous Quote

[meriadoc]

Found this in the April 2008 issue of Smithsonian magazine and thought it was worth passing along.

 

When asked to add some angels to a picture, Gustave Courbet replied,

"I have never seen angels. Show me an angel, and I will paint one."

[JcX]

meriadoc, mind if I borrow your topic to post some cold jokes?

For me, it's humourous too. (Borrow your name too if you don't mind)

 

Just heard this joke today

"meriadoc is a noodle-hater, especially towards curly instant noodle. Everytime he sees an instant noodle, he sure will beat it up.

One day, meriadoc saw a spaghetti, but he also beat it up badly. Why?"

 

*Answer to be posted after 5 replies here.

[meriadoc]

Hmm, never been called a noodle hater before, but I guess there is always a first.

 

The first answer I came up with was that the Spaghetti got on my bad side and deserved to get beat up badly. The Spaghetti must have stepped in my sauce? I hate noodles that do that even straight non-instant ones.

[JcX]

meriadoc, thanks for letting me use your name :-)

that is so-called "cold joke", try to put more imagination in it,

the answer is ridiculous, and hilariously bone-chilling...

 

when my friend told me the joke at first, I feel ridiculous and meaningless.

But when I think back, it's indeed quite funny.

[unknowngamer]

Care to tell me what it means? i'm not good with jokes but once someone explains it to me i normally get it

[JcX]

Which one you mean?

 

Mine is imagining someone (meriadoc, i used here) that really hates noodle, he will beat the noodle badly when he sees one, especially instant noodle. But one day, he saw a spaghetti, but he still punches the spaghetti into shapes. WHY? (He only hates instant noodle, but why he beats spaghetti too? The answer is a cold joke)

[spoonbeater8p]

does it have to do solly with the sauce and noe in some others?

[JcX]

Nope.... I think I should tell you all the answer. (since it was quite bored here)

 

The answer is

When meriadoc saw the spaghetti, he said:

Meriadoc : "Don't think I won't recognize you after you pull yourself straight! INSTANT NOODLEEEEEE!!!!"

 

hope you all get what I mean.

[meriadoc]

Groan... JcX, I think we need to work on both delivery and the content for that joke.

 

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.

- Mark Twain

[JcX]

Yea... trying to search more jokes to put on here, which is easier to let people understand.

 

Anyway, did that answer of mine chilled your bone?

I found it quite bone-chilling at first when I heard the answer.

[spoonbeater8p]

i did not get it. what does it mean?

 

nvm, i get it now, lol

[meriadoc]

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

-Author Unknown

[meriadoc]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

[meriadoc]

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."

- Peter from Family Guy

[UndeadBob]

That's a good point. Our vision of an angel is really that of a painter's.