ipoddude Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
/\/\/\/ Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 I really don't think we need four of these. just put them all into one please. *OTHER THREE CLOSED* EDIT:Actually, you know what? Put them in the topic labeled 'Funniest pick-up lines' *CLOSED*
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