Why Parents Have Gray Hair

[l0n3r]

 

 

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

 

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

 

Dear Dad,

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

 

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

 

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

 

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

 

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

 

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

 

Your son, Chad

 

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

 

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

 

[Amythe]

Haha, oh man. That's the greatest way to show report card grades ever.

[santa]

lolol.... That is funny Remind me thats what i will use lol... thats funny. Were do you get these.??

[njenkins3]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

 

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

 

Dear Dad,

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

 

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

 

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

 

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

 

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

 

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

 

Your son, Chad

 

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

 

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

 

hahaha, that was a great joke.. but it sure is true, parents need to let off of the bad report card and think of the worst things that could possibly happen.

[multipleoranges45]

hahaha, that was a great joke.. but it sure is true, parents need to let off of the bad report card and think of the worst things that could possibly happen.

 

That's a bit pessimistic! I wouldn't like it if my parents were constantly thinking of the worst things that could happen to me!

 

[JimBOB]

I never show my parents my report cards! I usually hide them, and let them find them! Once they do, its time to hit the bunkers!

[Kiirimi]

hahaha funny something to make a heart attack to your parents really funny

[jjpriest25]

Wow. HAHA. I might have to use that one sometime!

[Existo]

*shudders* I might GET that one someday.

[meriadoc]

Nice joke! To those still going to school, just remember that someday you may be parents too. The majority of parents take an active interest in their children's lives and want them to be successful in life. They are also looking forward to the day when you can support them!