rod91 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RelaxRelapse Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Lol that was funny and dirty at the same time... I like your thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbone Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 haha! I like your thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njenkins3 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 haha, funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multipleoranges45 Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 haha thats great! i know a couple of people who'd enjoy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinity Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 I heard this one before! Quite nice, good find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerDiaz Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Well what would that teacher be doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdlover Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This is actually funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euler Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 In my cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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