A Medical Problem

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A Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

 

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

 

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"

 

[naynesh]

Haha

"We'll work on your hearing" i get it where did you get that from

 

 

[naynesh]

WHat website is this on

[santa]

lol thats funny

 

*stop double posting you will get fined, and banned eventually*

 

but lol that is one funny joke.

 

did you get of humor.net??

[euler]

Hhahhaa!,what is this? haha l0l

[XPlumpedXLipsXandXArsenicX]

Pretty funny. Ironically, I call my friends immature, hten go into fits of laughing hysteria at fart jokes...hmmm.

[ShannenName]

Hahahaha that's pretty funny, i was thinking, where is this going... then at the end..hahaha

[JimBOB]

Thats hillarious! "Now we'll work on your hearing!" wow... priceless, where in the world do you get these?

[Demize]

That is quite amusing.

[ninjagaiden]

i am rather lafing