arunsonnet Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Thats not right.... I saw on my local news tonight, Man Shot By Columbus Police.... A Local man tonight was shot by a Columbus Police officer. Witnesses say the man was pumping gas in his vehicle. Somehow, some of the gasoline got on the mans sleeve and caught fire. He saw the police officer in the parking lot accross the street and ran toward the officer waving his arms for help. The police officer got out of his patrol cruiser and fired 6 shots at the man. When questioned why he discharged his weapon, the police officer stated that the man was waving a "fire-arm" at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arunsonnet Posted March 25, 2007 Author Share Posted March 25, 2007 Thats not right.... I saw on my local news tonight, Man Shot By Columbus Police.... A Local man tonight was shot by a Columbus Police officer. Witnesses say the man was pumping gas in his vehicle. Somehow, some of the gasoline got on the mans sleeve and caught fire. He saw the police officer in the parking lot accross the street and ran toward the officer waving his arms for help. The police officer got out of his patrol cruiser and fired 6 shots at the man. When questioned why he discharged his weapon, the police officer stated that the man was waving a "fire-arm" at him. I like that one.. Now another one A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 lol that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 haha the second and third ones were pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I liked the first one better. Its funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 It is funny, but that is stereotyping.... not all cops are fat pigs that do nothing but eat donuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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