Things that you should not do

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1 do not jump over a bonfire.

i fell face first in

2. do not feed a fire bread and cardboard while in a bakery parking lot

Not sure what happens i ran away from the cops

3. Don't jump off a roof

I smashed my head off the ground

4. Don't drop kick anyone that will sue you.

I fractered a guys foot

5. Do not ride a bike down a hill when you firsty start riding

I flipped overe the handle bars didn't let go and ran into a pole

6. Never bounce on the bed

My teeth went through my lips

7. never lay in the middle of the road

i almost got ran over from this jerk trying to get me to move

8. don't go out with a girl that has her whole family that hates you and are drug addicts

its just commen sense

9. don't go swimming in a swamp

I did ion a dicth not swamp but same difference right. I got dunked by a branch and almost drowned

10 never go to the dark side they do not have cookies i repete they do not have cookies

[kyle]

omg, that is the funniest stuff I have ever heard. LOL, no cookies.

[Helions]

holy [bleeped!], you live a crazy life!

 

 

i can relate to the first time riding a bike one...first time i rode a mountain bike, i went down a hill and flipped over head first because i didnt know which handle bar brake thingie worked on the rear tire... =/

[AverageJoe]

You sound a lie like me.

[Helions]

You sound a lie like me.

 

i think you meant "lot" instead of "lie"