You Know...

[GameClaw_268]

ever seen the you know this if you do this things? We get to do them now :yay: (crap, no :yay: emoticon )

 

You Know...

-You Play to Much Mechwarrior 4 When...

--The lights go out, and you look for the 'A' button to turn on light Amplification

--You threaten a bully with "Don't make me use my Dual Rotary AC10's on you!" and when he kicks your but you say, "#@%$, those things always jam at the worst possible time..."

--You pretend to be a 40 foot tall robot that shoots a crapload of weapons at stuff

--You make up mechs and weapons( , I've made up about 15 mechs and a million weapons )

--Buying a car, you ask, "Sure its got a big engine, but will its frame allow me to put a Heavy Gauss Rifle and 2 PPC's on it, and deck it out with armor?"

-You're addicted to the internet when...

--You haven't gotten sleep in 14 days, mountain dew will suffice.

--You have a webpage for no reason other than having it

--You are a member of over 10-1000 online communities/forums

--You have hundreds of thousands of Trilobyes of temporary internet files

--You're reading this

-You know you play to Much Metroid when...

--You run around shoot stuff with your fake arm cannon

--You can hum out the theme to any given Metroid game and wonder why people can't tell which is which

--You wear cardboard boxes, claiming they're your "Varia Suit"

--You tend to loose important technology to brainless idoits, and then somehow get it back

--You find a flashlight and go "Yay! I found the Light Beam!"

--You shine a black light on people and wonder why they don't die or freeze until they repeatedly tap "B"

--you grab your right arm with your left arm to look up and down

--You hold a piece of glass over your face and claim you've found a new visor

--You attempt to jump far with summersalts in the air, but when they don't work, you say "I need to work on my Screw Attack Timing..."

--You roll up into a ball to get into small places

--You're afraid that every little critter you come across has teeth that can sheer metal/acid spit

--Someone yells "Metroid!" you curl up into a ball and attempt to drop bombs

--You think every intelligent thing around you is a space pirate

--If it moves shoot it, if it doesn't scan it, then shoot it

--You are unable to open yellow, red, or any non-blue door without blowing it up first

--You shoot blue doors to open them, a couple of times, one shot usually doesn't open it... stupid bugs

--You do everything with your left hand, your right hand is a gun, remeber

[awesomegamer]

lol, ive got a bunch about game programmers

 

You Might Be a Game Developer If...

 

If you can estimate length better in pixels than in inches and feet... you might be a Game Developer. (08/23/03)

Courtesy of Hiroshi Takagi

 

If you regularly refer to Red Bulls as "Stim Packs"... you might be a Game Developer. (07/25/03)

Courtesy of the_s33d

 

If you are reading this page... you might be a Game Developer. (07/10/03)

Courtesy of Ossi

 

If there is more than one document on your computer desktop with any variation of "TODO" in their title... you might be a Game Developer. (05/23/03)

Courtesy of Scott

 

If you have a number of the books that were mentioned in the movie Hackers... you might be a Game Developer. (05/07/03)

Courtesy of Lukasz

 

If you consider caffeine a vitamin... you might be a Game Developer. (05/01/03)

Courtesy of Andreas Stieger

 

If you use the words "text" and "code" interchangeably, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/03)

Courtesy of Diaa

 

If you have ever wondered how many layers of textures it would take to portray your girlfriend's skin realistically, you might be a Game Developer. (03/18/03)

Courtesy of Brian

 

If you write more lines of code than words you speak in a single day, you might be a Game Developer. (03/17/03)

Courtesy of Invalid Query

 

If you've contributed a comment to this page, you might be a Game Developer. (03/16/03)

Courtesy of ej balilo

 

If you find yourself in a small conference room flanked by uber-nerds on one side and body-pierced people with green hair on the other, you might be a Game Developer. (03/11/03)

Courtesy of the one and only Dave Mark <http://www.intrinsicalgorithm.com>

 

If you've had more computers than you've had girlfriends, you might be a Game Developer. (03/07/03)

Courtesy of the the BlueStrike staff

 

If you would describe an infinite loop as an occupational hazard, you might be a Game Developer. (03/05/03)

If your music collection contains any Myst sound track and/or mixes, you might be a Game Developer. (03/05/03)

Courtesy of Raughb

 

Previous Contributions

 

If you can speak C++ fluently but have trouble with basic English... you might be a Game Developer. (02/16/03)

Courtesy of Noah Duncan

 

If you've never fired an automatic rifle in your life, but you critique the gunfire you hear on CNN for not being realistic enough... ... you might be a Game Developer. (10/29/02)

Courtesy of the one and only Neil Kirby...

 

If you find a whole folder full of source code one morning that you can't even remember writing... you might be a Game Developer. (10/23/02)

If you start reflexively using a semi-colon instead of a period at the end of every sentence...you might be a Game Developer. (10/23/02)

Courtesy of Kaern

 

If you've ever fallen asleep after working all night on a bug you just can't figure out, and then you dream the solution while you're asleep...you might be a Game Developer. (10/03/02)

Courtesy of Frank Luke (I've done this one myself, I swear!)

 

If you've ever woken up at 3:30 AM just to speak to your trans-continental colleague while he's still online...you might be a Game Developer. (09/04/02)

Courtesy of Kevin O'Shaughnessy

 

If you're planning to spend at least one solid day of your Thanksgiving weekend updating your Game AI site...you might be a Game Developer. (11/20/00)

Courtesy of yours truly....

 

If you've ever woken up with your keyboard imprinted in your face... you might be a Game Developer. (07/22/02)

Courtesy of Alan Fraser

 

If you own more computers than you've had previous relationships... you might be a Game Developer. (07/19/02)

Courtesy of Michael Sikora

 

If something unexpected happens to you, and you momentarily think to yourself, "I didn't script that...", you might be a Game Developer. (07/19/02)

Courtesy of Robert Dunlop

 

If you have more than one copy of the OpenGL Programmer's Guide open on your desk (so you can avoid flipping back and forth)... you might be a Game Developer. (07/21/02)

If you can read a .jpg file in your head... you might be a Game Developer. (07/21/02)

Courtesy of Gennette

 

If you watched The Matrix and could actually read those falling green characters on the screen...you might be a Game Developer. (04/24/02)

Courtesy of Crawl

 

If the only reason you drink is to wash down caffeine pills.... you might be a Game Developer. (04/21/02)

Courtesy of AJ Lott, Visual Designs Software

 

If you always start counting from zero...you might be a Game Developer. (04/21/02)

Courtesy of Joe Seeley

 

If a beautiful girl tells you she's done some modelling work in the past, and you ask her what 3D package she used...you might be a Game Developer. (04/11/02)

Courtesy of Harm Cuppens...

 

If the words "open source" get you more excited than the words "free porn"...you might be a Game Developer. (04/03/02)

Courtesy of videogameaholic...

 

If you ogle someone's game engine code and then look at yours and feel vaguely 'inadequate'...you might be a Game Developer. (05/09/02)

If your computer science professor interrupts you with "besides games" when they see that hopeful look of yours...you might be a (potential) Game Developer. (04/21/02)

Courtesy of Solstice

 

If you're more likely to simulate a problem than to actually solve it....you might be a Game Developer (or just an engineer, natch -- Ferretman). (11/30/01)

If you don't even know what you're doing--but it looks great...you might be a Game Developer. (11/30/01)

Courtesy of Dreamweaver

 

If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a piece of code...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)

If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate English...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)

If your collection of "helpful" source codes is larger than your collection of actual working game code......you might be a Game Developer. (09/23/01)

If you use Visual C++ to read .txt files...you might be a Game Developer. (09/23/01)

Courtesy of "Ninja Killer" Marco

 

If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a piece of code...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)

If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate English...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)

Courtesy of the one and only Icestorm

 

If your only consideration about lunch is which kind of pizza... you might be a Game Developer. (09/19/01)

Courtesy of the excellent Andreas Stieger

 

If you can't remember what it's like to go home w hen it's still light, you might be a Game Developer. (08/30/01)

Courtesy of the one and only "John Jon"

 

If you automatcially break down building and other large structure into polygons in your head while you're walking down the street...you might be a Game Developer. (08/01/01)

Courtesy of the one and only Paul Varney

 

If you don't really like any of the games on the market...you might be a Game Developer. (07/03/01)

If you read postmortems of games you've never even heard of...you might be a Game Developer. (07/03/01)

Courtesy of Onur Soysal (all the way from Turkey, natch)

 

If you're sitting in a bar and think "nice texture map" as you look at the wood grain on the table...you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)

Courtesy of Fred

 

If you are virtually unaffected by the caffeine in your favorite drinks... you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)

If you've ever slept on a couch three feet away from your computer so you could "watch" a compile...you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)

Courtesy of Indyfed (odd name)

 

If you own more toys than your children do...you might be a Game Developer. (05/07/01)

Courtesy of PokeeGoth (odd name)

 

If you spend more time tearing apart your games than playing them...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)

If you can list beer, soda, comics, video games, and game magazines as tax deductions...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)

If you have a computer that will boot into every OS ever made...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)

Courtesy of EntrOpy

 

If you've ever missed your favorite TV show just to add the finishing touches an input function...you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)

If you've ever missed a date just to add the finishing touches an input function...you might be a Game Developer (and hopeless to boot, but that's another story--Steve). (04/29/01)

If the last time you drank pure water was 6 years ago...you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)

If one day your job is "Game Developer", and the next it's "unemployed"... you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)

Courtesy of Elver

 

If you've got at least three copies of the local pizza company's phone number and menu stuck around your desk, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)

If you refuse to work without a bar fridge full of Red Bull within hand's reach from your PC, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)

If your perfect evening consists of nothing more than a group of friends, dual P4 machines, a hub and unlimited pizza and Red Bull, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)

If you've got more MP3s than songs on audio CDs, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)

Courtesy of Peter McMahon (great ones Pete!)

 

If all the coasters in your apartment are failed CD burns...you might be a Game Developer. (01/12/01)

Courtesy of Ryuuhi

 

If spending a sunny, three-day weekend analyzing faster matrix transforms makes perfect sense to you...you might be a Game Developer. (11/01/00)

If you own Calculus and Physics textbooks, and yet you've never taken either class...you might be a Game Developer. (11/01/00)

Courtesy of Michael Hill.

 

If you've ever found yourself in a bar studying cigarette smoke patterns rather than looking at the girls...you might be a Game Developer. (7/27/00)

Courtesy of Xav, a self-described "French computer amateur".

 

If you've ever looked outside at a brilliant sunset and thought, "Nice graphics"...you might be a Game Developer. (7/02/00)

Courtesy of Virgil.

 

If you'd rather spend $600 on a new C++ compiler than $6 for a new shirt...you might be a Game Developer. (6/27/00)

Courtesy of Matthew Olson, the first person to contribute to this page ever!

 

 

If you stress the words IF, THEN, and ELSE.... you might be a Game Developer. (06/20/02)

If you sit at your computer hoping not to find a "You Might be a Game Developer" entry that describes you perfectly... you might be a Game Developer. (02/01/02)

If breakfast consists of cold pizza more than one day a week...you might be a Game Developer. (11/25/01)

If you use words like "coffee" and "water" interchangeably...you might be a Game Developer. (11/25/01)

If after an all-night coding session you lock your keys in the car and, for just a sec, you look for an "Undo" button...you might be a Game Developer. (02/04/01)

If you can eat Twinkies and drink Jolt all day long, yet you never gain weight nor have trouble sleeping at night...you might be a Game Developer. (11/27/00)

If you find yourself watching fireworks on the 4th of July and thinking to yourself, "I could do better than that"...you might be a Game Developer. (8/28/00)

If you refer to soft drinks as "power-ups"...you might e a Game Developer. (8/28/00)

If the local lottery gets up to 50 million, and your first thought is how many games you could make with that kind of money...you might be a Game Developer. (8/26/00)

If you look out of the window of a moving vehicle and think to yourself, "cool parallax"...you might be a Game Developer. (8/15/00)

If you've already put in a 40 hour week...and it's only Tuesday....you might be a Game Developer. (8/09/00)

If you look for bugs as soon as you get to work...you might be a Game Developer. (8/08/00)

You might be a Game Developer if you'd rather watch a dozen GeForce demos than attend a party with your fiance. (7/27/00)

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