24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

[HerLoss]

Your not with me!

 

More on topic...

... In an elevator!! That could be fun...

[majazac]

in an elevator? trapped with you? are you trying to make me have nightmares?

[HerLoss]

That, and give myself things to fantasize about... at least it was on topic!

[majazac]

i gonna be nice (im sleepy) and let you fantasize

yep... is on topic... or sort of

[HerLoss]

Fun things to do in an elevator, or at least in my opinion. Thats most definitly on topic.

 

now how did you plan on keeping me from fantasizing?

[majazac]

ok ok

 

the fantasy was something from your mind, so... your job to imagine

[HerLoss]

And imagine I shall!

[majazac]

good luck... sweet dreams

 

now... giving the oportunity for people really be on topic, i'm ending this chat...

[Dodge]

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

 

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

 

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

 

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

 

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

 

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

 

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

 

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, [bleeped!] motion sickness!"

 

11. Meow occasionally.

 

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

 

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

 

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

 

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

 

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

 

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

 

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

 

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

 

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

 

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

 

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

 

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

 

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

lol I might try that next time :whistle: