24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

[Revolution]

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

 

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

 

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

 

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

 

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

 

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

 

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

 

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, [bleeped!] motion sickness!"

 

11. Meow occasionally.

 

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

 

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

 

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

 

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

 

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

 

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

 

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

 

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

 

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

 

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

 

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

 

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

 

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

[awesomegamer]

wow, thoes are kinda interesting.

 

did you make the up yourself?

copy from a website?

or just a collection you posted here that you knew?

 

id like to hear more.

[Korps Commander]

The people around you would get really angry! That list should be changed to 24 things not to do in an elevator................

[majazac]

i saw there in portuguese... But it was just 10 things...

[Korps Commander]

Has anybody here ever done those 10 things in an elevator?

[/\/\/\/]

I got loads of these, i just gotta edit them and find them... no wait vice-versa.

[Kyougi]

Hey, I've done 17, 22, and 24 when I was, like, five.

[lightsilver]

no no, youve got it all wrong, go to a really tall building, go to the top floor, press evrey butten, then hold the door for somebody for them to get on, then take the stairs down and sit on a bench by the elevator, see what they say

[realityisterror]

wait till you're alone in the elevator and lie down pretending you fainted and wait for someone to find you.

[majazac]

thats not funny... its sick!

If sombody pranked me this way i would be really pissed of

[HerLoss]

Well I guess its a good thing you werent in my algebra class...

anyone else like to fake epileptic seizures in the middle of lectures?

[realityisterror]

Well I guess its a good thing you werent in my algebra class...

anyone else like to fake epileptic seizures in the middle of lectures?

that might be sort of fun if all the kids were in on it and the teacher didn't know... of course, you could potentially get in lots of trouble for that...

[HerLoss]

Its fun when no one is in on it and you definitly get in trouble.

[majazac]

a prank in a class, specially algebra is different. Accptable... and fun... and better... it stops the class

 

hate math

[HerLoss]

I love math! I'm taking two math courses next year!