Sentence story.

[GameClaw_268]

You fell off *evil dramatic music* THE CLIFF OF DOOM!!!

[myscrnnm]

Below the cliff was an endless pit. And you fell for all eternity, never to be seen on the face of the planet again.

[GameClaw_268]

Unless, of course, you carried *evil dramatic music* THE COFFEE MUG OF DOOM *end evil dramatic music* but...

[/\/\/\/]

whoops. i bought the glass of doom instead. oh well. eternity gives me more time to visit.

[wee]

unfortunately the glass of doom turned the bottemless pit into a superpowerful blackhole and the entire universe collapsed on itself.

[GameClaw_268]

To be started over yet again into an indestructable universe containing an alien name meldidiowps

[/\/\/\/]

which in their tongue meant 'green monkey'

[GameClaw_268]

who loves pancakes', but meldidiowps had a problem, he liked walnuts and was more like an elephant...

[wee]

but they had the words monkey and elephant mixed up so that didnt matter

[GameClaw_268]

but he still wanted wallnuts. "Nuts!" He yelled into the wind, "I WANT NUTS!"

[/\/\/\/]

but in the new universe, nuts didn't exist. it got confused as to how he wanted something that didn't exist, was once a real word, how he knew the word how to get this unreal once real thing to him, and then virtually the whole universe collapsed. (begin the rerereconstruction! )

[GameClaw_268]

virtually, of course, since this one was indestructable, so he went of to find a time machine...

[myscrnnm]

instead, he found a black hole, and was promptly spaghettified

[GameClaw_268]

and his body was compressed into the size of a speck of dust and used to fuel the gravity of it... or so everyone thought... little did they know it actually was a black wormhole, not the kind that forms from a colapsing star, but one formed from a tear in the universe near one in a parralel universe!

[myscrnnm]

now, these parallel universes became perpendicular and...