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Oh, and yes that is my sister's bed. I do not have purple sheets and covers.

Or do you?

They fighters?

They been wrestlin with each other, and one of them was dumb enough to take on one of our pre-existing cats that just happens to be twice the size of a normal full-grown cat. lol

Well if you want to get technical about it

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My sister got em as a birthday present, but I called dibs on one.

(links instead of pics, because they are frickin huge)

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6973/imag00017bb.jpg

This one's MINE:

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/4360/imag00036tf.jpg

I think she named it Willow or something...

And here's Oz (well, that's her official name at least)

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9311/imag00062gu.jpg

Looks kind of like an elf, right? Since I couldnt come up with a funny name to do with elves, I decided to unofficially call her Smurffette, on account of her bright blue eyes.

Oh, and yes that is my sister's bed. I do not have purple sheets and covers.

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dang, I dont get the century change.

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From an email I got:

Why our Country is in trouble?

Perhaps this will help explain it.

 

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!

 

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

 

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts," Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa,"

Her response - click.

 

 

 

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!"

 

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map."

 

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time."

 

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

 

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT),and the airline was just putting a destination tag on

her luggage.

 

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"

 

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."

 

10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!"

 

11. A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

 

12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is.Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".

 

Now you know why Government is in the shape that it's in!

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hah! Now noone gets to recite that retarded columbus poem cuz I got the number, and I'm not gunna do it!

lol, now I'll be trying to figure out which side is the normal side instead of which side is widescreen.

Because it's cake! Who doesnt like birthday cake?

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it does!

They're all over the place here. Mostly earthlink and netscape.

The worst part is that there are still all these ads on TV for various dial-up compainies. As if they have very many customers to compete over, or as if they even have any customers to begin with. It's disgusting.

I think it's mostly ignored. A few people will take the time to fry their brains reading through it all, but most people just read the last post or two to see what's going on and tack on the end of it.

no!

I will not allow it! lol

jk

Yep.

One word post fest!

I guess not. The thing is, he's like an uber-virgin, so it must have been extremely dissapointing.

LOL... gosh! spare me the vision!!!

 

well.. since here is a tourism spot, actually some attractive persons go to see how it is... altough they stay in the "covered" part. But from what i've seen on tv (sometimes they do interviews there with the nudists, not showing their faces, of course... ) they are really ugly in the most

some might say that there isnt much to envision, although I beg to differ.

A friend of mine went to mexico, and before he left he was all talking about how he was going to a nude beach and stuff. So I warned him that he wasnt going to see anything that he wanted too. When he got back he didnt say a word about it. lol.

Streaking happens to be a hobby of mine...

I've learned from experience that very rarely do attractive people go to nude beaches. Maybe it's different down there, but that's the way it's been where I have gone.

Yeah, but the heat is a great excuse for running around naked!

When the sun is out it warms up to a point that, if you're used to it, you dont need a jacket.

Yeah, but I mean heavey jackets with several layers of sweatshirts, sweaters, etc. cold. Like hypothermia in 2 minutes cold. Like high stakes bets on who can stay in a hole cut through 3 feet of ice on a lake cold.

Actually, it hasnt been that bad the past few winters... I remember when I was 5 or 6 we used to have snow up over the windows on the second floor. Not snowdrifts, but total accumulated snow. Now its really... blah.

But for the love of God, learn how to drive in the snow.

Never piss a lawyer... He can leave you without your pants (and all the money firts... ) in the cold.

 

And yeah, you couldn't!!!

It get's pretty frickin cold up here... Remember that if you move to canada.

I wouldnt even bother to try.

Dang... I forgot you were studying law... I doubt I could pay for a good enough lawyer to get anything out of you.