multipleoranges45
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well, i'm male too, just to reinforce your opinions
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Stockholm Syndrome by Muse
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These have all been written on Charts in Hospitals around the UK. Enjoy.
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Glossary:
thyroid = neck
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i want to ask a question to you guys that
which is the Best free web host for ASP.NET??????
Help me out on this topic....
Well, there's obviously HelioHost, also there's Brinkster (http://www.brinkster.com) which offers a good package (called Developer Package) with a decent amount of webspace. Apparently the server has recently gone 'all funny' according to one of my friends who uses it a lot (i.e. slowed down), and also do bear in mind that it deletes your account if you don't sign in for 6 months, as happened to me.
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I'd be interested to find out how to protect from spam as well, as I'm having to go through an annoying email address change because I get too much spam.
And Mozilla Thunderbird, despite all the good air it's getting, still can't delete it immediately and even marks some very personal messages as spam!
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haha
thats great!i know a couple of people who'd enjoy it
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Whats long hard and full of seamen
a submarine
note:seamen is spelt:semen
trying not to be rude
Thats quite good actually, but obviously meant to be told not written down!
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Never used either, but have a friend who sings high praises of frostwire. He says he's never tried limewire though!
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They are ok, I only like their song "running out of time"..... well it's named something like that.
Joe
ummmm...time is running out...
Muse are amazing because their riffs and song styles are all so different. I can't think of any songs which are similar to each other. Yes there are some definite rips of other tunes, like Hyper Music (album Origin of Symmetry), but mostly it's very original.
When people say 'Oh yeah, Muse, they're a bit of a Radiohead cover band', it really annoys me because they're not. Muse and Radiohead have gone in completely different directions. (Note I'm not trying to say Radiohead are bad, they're just very different from Muse.)
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Actual writings on Hospital charts:
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Just another of the wonderful chain-mails I get from my mum!
Bit Torrent
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No!
We should at least have a bit of privacy! They've already got CCTV coverage intruding when it shouldn't be!