Humorous Quote

[meriadoc]

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."

---Gilda Radner

[meriadoc]

Here are a few humorous quotes in honor of George Carlin. Humorous Quotes of George Carlin I liked them all, but I thought this was one of the better ones.

 

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

--George Carlin

[Diggsey]

There are three kinds of people: those that can count and those that can't

 

Plus the quote in my signature