Bar joke

[naynesh]

No Need To Pay

 

 

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?'

 

The guy answers, 'A scotch, please.'

 

The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars,' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this.'

 

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.'

 

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again.' The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!'

 

The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.' To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch.'

[Marc.]

That's pretty funny.. Retarded bar tender lol

[Tbone]

haha the bartender is dumb..

 

 

[naynesh]

i agree with he is pretty dumb

[njenkins3]

hmmm, it was funny but not as funny as the joke with the kid and the letter to his dad.

[jayant]

haha thats good one

[TylerDiaz]

Kinda got lost in the end? xD

[XPlumpedXLipsXandXArsenicX]

Nice! Wow, sad part is, I probably would be the jerk who still came back.

[JimBOB]

Lol, Id like to see that go on in real life! Oh wait, it wouldn't! Todays bartenders aren't that stupid, you know.