naynesh Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 No Need To Pay The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?' The guy answers, 'A scotch, please.' The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars,' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this.' A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.' The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again.' The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!' The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.' To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc. Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 That's pretty funny.. Retarded bar tender lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbone Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 haha the bartender is dumb.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naynesh Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 i agree with he is pretty dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njenkins3 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 hmmm, it was funny but not as funny as the joke with the kid and the letter to his dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayant Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 haha thats good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerDiaz Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Kinda got lost in the end? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XPlumpedXLipsXandXArsenicX Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Nice! Wow, sad part is, I probably would be the jerk who still came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBOB Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Lol, Id like to see that go on in real life! Oh wait, it wouldn't! Todays bartenders aren't that stupid, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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