naynesh Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Footballing definitions Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee's assistants and one stupid ball. Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around Fans: Two sets of abusive referees Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where "innocent" players are drawn towards. Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging lay about whom only misses the goal when he is fed a bad ball Defender: Player who's function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty area Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into committing fouls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njenkins3 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 hmm.. it was kinda funny but not that funny. it was weird and a little confusing at the same time. but i think you should find another joke that is hilarious and not just kinda funny. sorry dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayant Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 good definition of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerDiaz Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Hmm i laughed at first but then got lost x_x. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly America Virtual Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Football Hmmm... I Thought You Called It Soccor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBOB Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Its football in Europe. Its Soccer in North America. Its completely stupid how people get this stuff mixed up... Whoever made this up, PHAILS. Nuffsaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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