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[naynesh]

Footballing definitions

 

 

 

Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two

eagle eyed referee's assistants and one stupid ball.

Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around

Fans: Two sets of abusive referees

Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where "innocent" players are

drawn towards.

Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of

any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers

Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging lay about whom only misses the goal

when he is fed a bad ball

Defender: Player who's function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty

area

Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into committing fouls.

 

 

 

 

 

[njenkins3]

hmm.. it was kinda funny but not that funny. it was weird and a little confusing at the same time. but i think you should find another joke that is hilarious and not just kinda funny. sorry dude.

[jayant]

good definition of all.

[TylerDiaz]

Hmm i laughed at first but then got lost x_x.

[Fly America Virtual]

Football Hmmm...

 

I Thought You Called It Soccor

[JimBOB]

Its football in Europe. Its Soccer in North America. Its completely stupid how people get this stuff mixed up...

 

Whoever made this up, PHAILS.

Nuffsaid.