Wow, I let this topic ruminate for a week and it's already taking off...
I grab the hat from wizard, blend it into a smoothie, invite all of you to a party, and serve you all the smoothie. Cheers!
(also, bump.)
EDIT: Coolest bug ever! If you hit submit more than once, you get the post repeated like two or three times in the same post. Now, to plug this into Greasemonkey...