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  1. Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

    On here, we don't go try and reason this out with logic about which came first. It's whomever posts the funniest story wins.

     

    Lets see... well while the chicken was crossing the road, the egg was fiendishly hatching a plan to off the chicken. However, a 16-wheeler semi took care of chicken before the egg could.

    Result:

    Egg: 1

    Chicken: 0

    Semi Truck: 1

     

    If the chicken couldn't lay eggs, they are no longer chicken, whereas if the eggs couldn't give birth to chicken, they are not eggs any more. My conclusion is that chicken and eggs COME together from something else.

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