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    Flash

    in Technology and the Internet

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    Flash slowed down computer ?!?!?!? What the.... ?

    Flash is just like any other application... it takes even less memory than Photoshop!!!!

    i agree as i use Flash and Photoshop and photshop really slowed down my computer

     

    to make non-flash games, use Game Maker!

    AIRCRAFT JOKE!!!

    in Other Discussion

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    Joke about 'below' economy class flights

     

     

     

    This is your captain speaking...??!?!

     

     

    Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Mr. chin chye

    lai) welcoming you on board.....I apologise if I cannot see you...can

    see nothing from my cockpit anyway, lights not working....We

    apologies for the delay in taking off, some minor problem, just replace

    the engine, new engine cannibalize from the aircraft that decided to

    take a swim in the south china sea...

     

    This is flight 126 from Senaisini to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not

    guaranteed, but we will DEFINTIELY end up somewhere in the region. And

    if luck is on our side, we may even be landing on your village!

    Standards are such that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

     

    It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year over 50 of

    our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't

    quite make it, our staff have all the requisite experience for consoling

    the next-of-kin. Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to brief you on

    our out-of-court settlement policies.

     

    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can

    arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and

    memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi.

     

    For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can

    help you find out if there really is a God.

     

     

    We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie ("Hands off my

    chutney") will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the

    television.

     

    But for our movie buffs, we will be flying alongside Singapore Airlines,

    where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin

    window.

     

    We regret to advise that smoking is prohibited on this flight.

    Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the

    engines telling us to slow down.

     

    Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes

    are made available to the Aunties and swimming shorts to the

    Uncles.......it is likely that you will need them later.

     

    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and

    fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly

    fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. For those of you who don't

    have a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with our

    stewardess,Anjali,who will explain how to fasten yourself to your

    suitcase. otherwise suka lu lah....If I don't see you again, enjoy your

    flight with Air Chinchye.

     

    Thank you.

    :rockman: :rockman: :rockman:

    Yahoo! Mail

    in Technology and the Internet

    Posted

    Actually, no matter how much space any email website offers, email clients such as Outlook Express and Mozilla Thunderbird is the best.

    If you think it out carefully, it downloads your mail into your hard disk, and you have some sort of unlimited space.

    But i know, some people will complain saying if the e.g. gmail inbox is full, how can you still download anymore mail? well the solutions is to delete the mail from your inbox (in your online mail) and then it can start to receive more emails.

    If you think this post is what everybody already knows, pls feel free NOT to reply to this post. ^_^

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