Richfilth

The Back To The Future trilogy. Over and over and over again - I wore my VHS tapes out

IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, DONT READ THIS!

A guy waddles into the doctor's surgery, and refuses the chair offered him. "What's wrong?" asks the doc.

The guy blushes, stammers, and then, sighing, says "Im a zoo attendant. It's the mating season, you know, and I, err, I got raped by one of the elephants."

"That shouldn't be as bad as it sounds," comforts the doc. "I studied anatomy at uni, and they told us elephant penises were comparable in size to a humans. Let's take a look at the damage," gesturing the man to unbelt his trousers and bend over the desk.

"JEEZUS CHRIST!" he exclaims, looking at the bloody torn flesh. "How on earth did he do THIS much damage to you?"

"He fingered me first," moaned the man.

I drive a 1982 Audi Coupe, and I have a 1977 Mercedes saloon I'm working on (when I have the time)

Hey RvX, where are you in Poland? I live about 3km from Stadion X-lecie in Warsaw, so watching them prepare to build the new super-stadium will be amazing!

And yes- Croatia and Hungary? They stood no chance! It's all about opening up Eastern Europe for economic sales for the sponsors, and with 80m people, Poland and Ukraine was the obvious choice

I thought this was an interesting video

It's about chinas economical growth and how it will eventually [bleeped!] over America.

I was under the impression that America's economy was already on the slippery downward slope The European Union is far more interested in trade with Russia and China than it is with the US...

Does this make me the first member from Poland? I hope not. If there are any other Polaks on here, let me know.