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Really I'm not a big fan of football (Soccer), but for all the running, and entertaining they do I think it's pretty reasonable.

PS. I think he means the football (American Football) team the Miami Dolphins

/I'm American so I would know\

Oh yeah I know a soldier that was in Iraq, and he said that "It's not as bad as the news says it is. They only show the bad not the good."

To me It looks like an American Pie type comedy. It was made by the people who made "The 40 Year Old Virgin" right? It might be like that...

I didn't see it yet though.

Yep we just nuked Japan. I like that presidents thinking... (I forgot what president it was...)

"American People. We are going to bomb the sh... I mean we are going to handle this in a calm manner. Anyone who goes to Japan after this. Some people might look weird... or have 5 eyes. Just don't make eye contact. Thank You."

Look at what happened when we pulled out of Vietnam...

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF...

I'm more of an up beat guy so a lot of the slow songs I don't like...

I'm not sure if it was the worst, but it was kind of short to me...

I would like a Lamborghini

order? you mean ask right???Why does it matter if my skills are somewhat basic??

PS... I'm a ninja. ..

hi, and welcome to heliohost

cool me too, and I do track...

ya... scary

I was afraid to watch the rest of the movie

OK and that's why you play sports or jog or do something active...

I watched this movie Saturday... It was awesome It even beat Bourne Ultimatum

I made mine up...

This is really just a long simpsons episode. I loved it being a huge simpsons fan, but it's still just a long episode.

(PS. Who else is Scarred from seeing Barts penis?)

Oh and don't bump threads... depending on how old it is...

Well It's not a planet, and It's not an asteroid... It's something I can't think of right now...

DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS THAT DON'T NEED BUMPED

YOU SHOULD BE SCARED

Sorry I'm not trying to backseat mod...

I'm from Pennsylvania, but my mom is Vietnamese.

What Not To Put On Your Application For Employment

NAME: McLovin

s3x: No thank you

DESIRED POSITION: Umm... Does it matter what Sexual Position I Desire?

DESIRED SALARY: 1 Billion Dollars Mwahahaha... Thank you Dr. Evil

EDUCATION: Some

LAST POSITION HELD: Well... Do you really need to know that?

SALARY: Whatever comes in my Birthday Card

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:

Writing This

REASON FOR LEAVING: I got Drunk... While Reading... and got fired... thats it...

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: less than 1

PREFERRED HOURS: 12:00 - 12:01

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:

I can touch my nose while drunk

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:

No

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:

possibly

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:

I got a skateboard dude..

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I was the first person to play the COPS theme song while getting a ticket

DO YOU SMOKE?: Well there was that time I sprayed an aerosol can at me with a match... not the smartest thing to do...

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?

Watching TV

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, but for all you know I was lying to you for not lying to you for telling the truth which I did not do...

SIGN HERE: $

Really It doesn't matter to me.

Whatever they think is right for them.

I just don't enjoy watching guys making out. It kind of grosses me out unless they where related... still :twitch:

Lol that was funny and dirty at the same time...

I like your thinking

Well I voted yes. We did the same thing in Vietnam. In the beginning of the war we kicked A**, but now we are just trying to keep people there safe. It's really those F***ed up suicide bombers now.

We can stay there for a little bit longer or let the country kill themselves, and change back to the way they where.

OR

we can bomb them with a bomb filled with weed fumes and then everyone there will be happy man

j/k

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I win